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    Why nutjobs aren't allowed in STS...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko The Munkee View Post
    * Once the applicant completes the 2 games and is not a raving, schizophrenic, psychotic maniac, the applicant will be moved to Recruit Status.
    But thats what makes the games interesting...take all the fun out of it why don't ya :p Good luck getting some semi-sane players Kiko!
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    Originally Posted by Tank
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    all i remember is at northern wind you killed a lipo battery on one trigger pull and it was fucking awesome. im like...he...he really wants someone dead i think

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    Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Ravage, if you write a book, I would totally buy it.

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    Re: Recruitment FAQ -- Recruitment Open Now!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravage View Post
    But thats what makes the games interesting...take all the fun out of it why don't ya :p Good luck getting some semi-sane players Kiko!
    Ravage, I <3 U!

    Bro, you don't even what Buddha and I have endured which has prompted me to place that requirement there, lol.:D
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    Originally Posted by M4inator
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    Its not a backyard war its a woods war
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    Because he's Kiko...and Kiko does whatever he damn well pleases


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    Re: Recruitment FAQ -- Recruitment Open Now!

    Well at the last game I was at I witnessed Raider attempt to rape and\or dry hump another player mid game at Warzone (Although I was silent and semi-surprised at the time I rofled HARD about it on the way home), I can definately imagine some of the things that have gone on up in your neck of the woods . And I think you mean to put <3 instead of V3 but I know what you meant :o
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    Originally Posted by Tank
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    all i remember is at northern wind you killed a lipo battery on one trigger pull and it was fucking awesome. im like...he...he really wants someone dead i think

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    Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Ravage, if you write a book, I would totally buy it.

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    Re: Recruitment FAQ -- Recruitment Open Now!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravage View Post
    Well at the last game I was at I witnessed Raider attempt to rape and\or dry hump another player mid game
    I had total consent.

    And I didn't do that durring my trial period either . . .

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    Re: Recruitment FAQ -- Recruitment Open Now!

    Quote Originally Posted by Raider View Post
    I had total consent.

    And I didn't do that durring my trial period either . . .
    Eh minor details...it was still funny\disturbing as hell
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    Originally Posted by Tank
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    all i remember is at northern wind you killed a lipo battery on one trigger pull and it was fucking awesome. im like...he...he really wants someone dead i think

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    Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Ravage, if you write a book, I would totally buy it.

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    Re: Why nutjobs aren't allowed in STS...

    Okay, I'm gonna set the record straight on why I have established this recruitment rule...

    We once had an applicant. He seemed normal enough....albeit his inability to follow simple instructions and understand how email works. Still, he seemed normal enough....seemed.....until we met him in person.....

    Then it began, the signs of mental instability began to show....

    I had really long hair then and used to keep it in a ponytail; he began asking me for permission if he could put his hair in a ponytail too. I said sure, I don't really care...

    Then, on a 12 hour road trip with my other teammates, he began to do the following...

    Proclaim that the best way to get through a long trip -- based on his experience as having driven a truck for 6 different companies in 2 years -- is to place a life size stuffed animal in the passenger seat and interact with it like it was a real person. Yes, it truly makes the time go by when you have a stuffed toy to talk to about you most intimate thoughts and feelings for 13 hours straight.

    Tell everyone in the car that in his place of employment he somehow pulled a shotgun on someone that he was having an argument with and settled it by placing it the shotgun on the person's neck and saying, "Now I'm right." Weird considering he worked in a hardware box store.

    Checking into a motel and cruising the lobby in full combat gear with a black trenchcoat on, wheeling a ton of Airsoft replicas through the lobby with just his trench coat covering the arsenal and whispering to my friend that, "We are mysterious!"

    This is just in a nutshell, the mere tip of the iceberg. I have an 8 page AAR on this guy with so much detail it would bore the fuck out of Einstein.

    Now you know.

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    Originally Posted by M4inator
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    Because he's Kiko...and Kiko does whatever he damn well pleases


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    Re: Why nutjobs aren't allowed in STS...

    Yeah I see your point that is a bit over the top although I have long (and dead sexy ;)) hair that I keep in a ponytail and I'm not the least bit mentally unstable...I think...At least the voices say I'm completely fine..:D..ANYWAYS yeah I can see your point with the no hardcore nutjobs allowed is fine but the rest of us fun and lovable nutjobs are still ok right?:p

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiko The Munkee View Post
    Then it began, the signs of mental instability began to show....

    I had really long hair then and used to keep it in a ponytail; he began asking me for permission if he could put his hair in a ponytail too. I said sure, I don't really care...
    I'M A PLASTIC FARMER MOTHA' FUCKA'!


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    Originally Posted by Tank
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    all i remember is at northern wind you killed a lipo battery on one trigger pull and it was fucking awesome. im like...he...he really wants someone dead i think

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    Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Ravage, if you write a book, I would totally buy it.

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    Re: Why nutjobs aren't allowed in STS...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravage View Post
    ANYWAYS yeah I can see your point with the no hardcore nutjobs allowed is fine but the rest of us fun and lovable nutjobs are still ok right?:p
    Well, of course. Why do you think I love all you guys in The Renegades?;)

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    Originally Posted by M4inator
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    Because he's Kiko...and Kiko does whatever he damn well pleases


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    Re: Why nutjobs aren't allowed in STS...

    Uh because we're all so damn good looking? well....at least I am...I dont know what happened to the other guys
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    Originally Posted by Tank
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    all i remember is at northern wind you killed a lipo battery on one trigger pull and it was fucking awesome. im like...he...he really wants someone dead i think

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    Originally Posted by Kiko
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    Ravage, if you write a book, I would totally buy it.

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    Re: Why nutjobs aren't allowed in STS...

    awesome, i love stories

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