Operation Baghdad Pups

[Brazzy]

In the heart of Baghdad lives a puppy named Ratchet. He is the heart and soul of a small unit who has seen the worst of the worst. He has stood as a symbol of hope and freedom to the soldiers over there. A morale boost if you will. Now the unit is leaving and they have been instructed to leave the puppy behind.

The role of "Ratchet" will be played by "Mr Husky" a stuffed animal puppy I won at the carnival. The puppy can be armed, and for some odd reason the stuffed animal puppy will not call his hits.

The US forces need to escort the puppy to safety. Meanwhile the hungry Iraqis will chase after them chanting "comida el perrito!". A third group will play a bunch of hippies. They simply will lack common hygiene and smoke a lot of pot and get mad at the hungry iraqis for wanting to eat my stuffed animal. Meanwhile all groups need to turn a blind eye to the fact that we are at war and the world is in an economic crisis. The hippies attack the arabs, the arabs try to eat the puppy and the US forces protect the puppy. If the arabs do happen to steal the puppy they are not to eat him as he is my stuffed animal at the puppy that I won. I did not win on my first try therefor that puppy was expensive. Once again. No mention of economic crisis can be made during the rescuing of the puppy.

Any questions?

[SACSlym]

What about the economy?

[Onigumo]

In as hippie

[Irish]

I'm diggin that scenario. What're the camo requirements?

US: ACU
HIPPIES: TYE-DYE
IRAQIS: DURKA DURKA GARB

What kinda dog is it? That makes all of the difference in the world.

[DCU 7-5]

loving this braz

[Raider]

Can US Forces trade knowledge of the puppies safety and whereabouts to the hippies, in return for drugs.

[friggin sean]

Hippies...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Nugget]

*Snoring* oh this is my que

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYd5ZfyCAjQ
That is a guy on MP.net's dog. I have talked to him about her and as far as he knows, the stole her from the streets, and left her with the medics later on.

Anyway, this sounds like an awesome GT game, except for the paint. We did the same thing with Deeznuts at Good Cause, as he texted people, we had to protect him.

[Brazzy]

The website is finished

http://www.baghdadpups.com/

[Fritz]

Meanwhile the hungry Iraqis will chase after them chanting "comida el perrito!".

So, the Iraqis will be speaking Spanish in this Op? Sweet. Sounds like a jolly good laugh. Do I detect an amount of cynicism and social commentary towards priorities as the motivator behind this scenario, or am I just paranoid?

[Brazzy]

Finally! Someone pointed this out to be a bit of a satire. Spanish speaking iraqis? Chasing puppies while a war goes on around you and the world collapses economically? One teams objective was to eat the puppy, but you cant eat the puppy cuz I wont let them. So in all essence one team cant even win. The idea was that this fucking story about ratchet a dog was on good morning america and graced the front page of several major news papers. I'm not saying they should or shouldnt be allowed to bring him home, but with all that is going on, are you fucking kidding me? This is the news of the day?

This is a modern day Modest Proposal.

Brazzy Brownie Points to the first half educated person to shout out what I mean by that!

[Sneaky]

i think i can interpret, The news channels have their heads soo far up their asses that they don't know the real things they should be reporting about so they come up with these little stories about puppies to entertain the ever growing retarded part of the American public.

the scenario sounds fun although a little whack with Spanish speaking Iraqis that want to eat the puppy but cant because Brazzy spent too much money to win it. good scenario i can this being extremely fun for the U.S and hippies, might bring out the dirty side of the terrorists

[SACSlym]

Listen if we reported the news then the people who give us money to report the news would be mighty upset that the news made them look like a bunch of greedy law breaking asswipes raping everyone out of a fair education, economic stability, and basic human rights in general.

So business as usual.

[Brazzy]

This is a modern day Modest Proposal.

Brazzy Brownie Points to the first half educated person to shout out what I mean by that!

Still up for grabs

[Maestro]

A modest proposal was a satire written by john swift in the 18th century that suggested the irish stop the economic crisis by selling their children to rich people. It then proceeded to list several different ways to prepare a cooked child. Mmm tasty.

It's hilarious, read it for a good laugh.

So that means this scenario is a parallel satire that points out the ridiculous ways in which we try to fix our economy.

Did I win?

By the way, I would play this scenario.

[Brazzy]

Bingo. Next time I'm at a game with Maestro someone please point him out so I can give him a thumbs up!

Swift's a modest proposal was his way of fixing the economic crisis of Ireland while under English rule. Looking at a resource which is essentially free to harvest...IE children. Free to make, delicious to eat and could be sold off as workers or food to others. Better than having to pay to feed them, just eat them and then you are eating for free, and also making money. He lists a number of methods for cooking the children for shock value. Bottom line. He is poking fun at the people who point out insignificant drivel, while not looking at the big picture. They were under English rule! The English would never allow the Irish to prosper. So why bicker about petty bullshit when the big problem sits right in front of you. Stop bitching and gain our freedom from the English. Stop dicking around with a puppy in Iraq and fix the fucking economy! Pretty similar if you ask me.

Congrats Maestro!

[Maestro]

I knew there was a reason I payed attention in 10th grade european history, I guess I just didn't realize it had to do with trying to stop spanish-speaking iraqis from eating a stuffed dog.

[Nugget]

Lol Maestro. Good job, I would have went with the "Heads up their asses" idea.

Anyway, this sounds like a great idea. I have always felt bad for all the poor animals that get mistreated over there. It always makes me happy to hear that someone rescued a dog from Iraq or A-stan.

[recon soldier]

pupies=upbeat story=more veiwers
war heroes=reference to death=less veiwer=the crazy world we live in that doesn't honor it's true heroes

[Brazzy]

Once again. No reference of economic crises, war, president bush, or any relevant issues can be made during this thread. Doing so calls for immediate disqualification

[Dwin]

Lol id play this, and supply you with an eating worthy dog =P

[Tom Hogan]

My history teacher read us the modest proposal at the beginning of the year. Eating children does solve some of the worlds problems.

[Ubez]

My American Sign Language teacher in High School kept referencing a Modest Proposal. Being that I co-founded the United Baby Eating Society (UBES), I fully approved of it. I mean really, lets make use of these broken durex condom mistakes into something less annoying.

Cobalt eats babies, but hides it up; I on the otherhand do so with pride.

Ubez '08

[friggin sean]

I co-founded the United Baby Eating Society (UBES)

It all makes sense now...

[recon soldier]

i think that the Iraqies should have a baby cannon so they can rain newborns and aborted fetus' at the Americans until they blow themselves up with it.

[Adiventure]

Heh, I have to write a "problem solution" essay on ecological footprint for my college writing class, Swift will be featured very heavily, as I think the primary problem is what kind of sauce goes with Americans.

[Brazzy]

Since America is a "melting pot" I think the best recipe would be more of a stew. Let all the different ethnic flavors blend together and let it simmer 40-45 minutes. To be served with a piece of French bread. Or if your looking for a little more of American tradition you can let the stew thicken and then serve it over a hot dog with cheddar cheese.

[Adiventure]

But then one gets some unsavory combination, the same way combining Chinese and Scottish cuisine doesn't quite work. So possibly instead we could go with a ground and highly processed approach, something like a sausage. Or maybe a tossed salad, maybe with Italian dressing?

[Gundy]

Cool, I wanna shoot at hippies.